Ode to Fry's

Oh wondrous to peruse your aisles,
More wondrous still to buy
Some trinket electronical
From thee, beloved Fry's.

Your ads, to wild enraptured flights
Of fancy bid me soar,
And beckon me to enter in
through your enchanted doors.

Your rebates have I often sought,
your sales have caught my eye,
I need another credit card
For thee, beloved Fry's.